My friend and I were discussing children the other day. She is a very close friend of mine so we were comfortable discussing about the problems we have in raising our respective children.
Of course our level of intimacy allowed us to talk about our respective partners also. Being women, we fancied ourselves the more patient and serene half of our relationship. And with patience and sereneness (ada ka perkataan tuh ?), came also astounding logic. He he… well I did say fancied…
Anyway, we discussed how unsympathetic our husbands when it came to our progeny’s limitations. We agreed that their expectations are too high, especially when helping with homework.
“Macam mak aku pernah katalah,” said I. “My father bila mengajar kita orang mengaji, kalau sorang tak meraung tak sah. Dia yelah dah belajar, pandailah… he cannot understand that we cannot get it the first time….”
“Exactly….” My friend agreed.
“So… aku pernah dengar mak aku kata, anak bapak aku patut lahir-lahir… terus umur 40. Dah mature, dah pandai… baru dia senang….”
Of course we laughed and the jokes came in.
“Uii….. tak comelnya…. Dah berkedut… buruk gila…”
“Ha ! Ha ! Lahir-lahir terus ada misai…” I added.
Then my friend added, “Keluar keluar terus jadi Datuk K…” Terdiam kita org berdua. Then both of us shuddered and simultaneously went “Uweekkkk !!”
Of course our level of intimacy allowed us to talk about our respective partners also. Being women, we fancied ourselves the more patient and serene half of our relationship. And with patience and sereneness (ada ka perkataan tuh ?), came also astounding logic. He he… well I did say fancied…
Anyway, we discussed how unsympathetic our husbands when it came to our progeny’s limitations. We agreed that their expectations are too high, especially when helping with homework.
“Macam mak aku pernah katalah,” said I. “My father bila mengajar kita orang mengaji, kalau sorang tak meraung tak sah. Dia yelah dah belajar, pandailah… he cannot understand that we cannot get it the first time….”
“Exactly….” My friend agreed.
“So… aku pernah dengar mak aku kata, anak bapak aku patut lahir-lahir… terus umur 40. Dah mature, dah pandai… baru dia senang….”
Of course we laughed and the jokes came in.
“Uii….. tak comelnya…. Dah berkedut… buruk gila…”
“Ha ! Ha ! Lahir-lahir terus ada misai…” I added.
Then my friend added, “Keluar keluar terus jadi Datuk K…” Terdiam kita org berdua. Then both of us shuddered and simultaneously went “Uweekkkk !!”
He he…. Termuntah den……
4 comments:
ermmmm... aku rasa Datuk K tu mcm ensem aaa... ofismate aku yg pernah nampak dia pun kata mcm tuh... mcm sgt charming gitu... hauhauhaua..
ibu...ibu...
engkaulah ratu hatiku.
sebab tu aku suka kalau tengok ibu-ibu follow this simple maths:
masa di rumah > masa di pejabat
dan kalau ibu itu terpelajar, maka itu adalah bonus..manfaatkan untuk membelai anak-anak dengan kecerdikanmu..
sebab kaum bapa macam kami...memang kurang sabar sifatnya...takat teman anak pegi mamak beli stationery, or hantar tuition...itu boleh..hehe..janji yang melibatkan pergerakan dengan kereta.
oi...aku lagi la best..pernah semayang belakang dato' k. tapi bukan dia jadi imam le..
dia jadi al-makmum.
dia ada hajat mintak ustad h***n d*n..jadi ramai-ramai la semayang hajat mintak dia dan siti sekeluarga reda dari tohmahan dan fitnah..
isk isk...nampaknya dah reda tu...
Alamak.... jangan lah marah peminat2 Datuk K... he he....
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