Tak pasal2 aku naik hijau...

You know, the phrase, “Sometimes I amazed myself” is so me as I am always very much amazed at what the happenings in the course of my life can reveal about me. And yesterday, I learnt that I can be a bloody jealous harridan. Okay maybe harridan is a bit too derogatory to describe myself. Plus I didn’t make an issue about it, just diam membisu memendam perasaan.

We were eating happily at a kenduri kawin. The food was good, especially the sambal udang… Kamil rued the day he only took 1 piece… pastu malu nak pi tambah.. Ha ha. Most of the friends that matters were there too, sharing a table.

The host came by, the male one that is… or should I say the mini host as the do was at his parent’s house, resplendent in his baju Melayu. As Kamil shook his hand, he jokingly said, “Hey selamat pengantin baru !”.

Khairil (bukan nama sebenar) jokingly of course said thank you.

It was nothing isn’t it ?

Just two grown men joking about getting hitched again.

In front of one wife.

Aku sebenarnya tension dengan men yang suka bergurau pasal kawin lagi satu.

Ada banyak benda lain yang boleh bawak gelak cik abang, kenapa tajuk ini jugak remained to be tajuk utama dan tajuk favourite ? I am suspicious, those who like to joke about this thing is actually secretly habouring the desire to do so ?

Tambahan pulak laki sendiri yang buat joke tak kelakar langsung ni.

So aku balik memendam rasa. He he... jangan tak tahu... Aku nak menapouse agaknya ni. Teramatlah sensitifnya aku sejak menjak ni… And yes to my darling friends who are always speculating about the contents of my uterus, I am having my menses right now… So bukan pembawakan ibu yang mengandung….

Si Kamil berkali-kali memandang Cik Puan Kamil, wondering apa lak salah aku kali ni ? Like what you always like to say to me darling husband, you should know what you did wrong.

Aku tak suka. Nak buat kelakar, jangan buat kelakar bangsat macam ni, aku ni insan yang sensitive tau tak ? Awat hang tak tau ? Dah 17 taun dah together-gether…You still don’t get me ?

Atau memang aku yang mengada-ngada…

Lantak lah... my prerogative.

Especially sebab sekarang aku rasa si Kamil ni yummy sungguh sejak dua menjak ni… So kalau aku rasa dia yummy, kemungkinan besar ada pompuan lain yang rasa dia yummy jugak dak ?

Is it wrong if I think my husband is super duper sexy ?

Hmmm……

Especially with this rough look that he is sporting right now ?

Excellent, really.

True he is no Keanu Reeves or heavens… Colin Firth… but he is yummy enough to me….

Harap-harap aku aje perasan yang laki aku yummy... To other women, he is damn ugly....

Tengok gambar ni memang tak yummy pun sebab penat balik kerja... so aku soka !!