Facebook = Dajjal

I once had a discussion with Desert Rose berkenaan peranan Facebook in our lives. And at the end we agreed that kemungkinan bear dajjal itu adalah Facebook. Sesungguhnya banyak lah sudah pergaduhan yang bermula kerana Facebook and me myself, dah mula berani menyindir orang ini di dalam Facebook jua sebab aku dah tak tahan nengok her postings yang sungguh hipokrit itu.

Mak aku tanya why am I so bothered ?

Well probably because dalam Facebook she kept saying Alhamdullilah kerana membuat sesuatu perkerjaan ini, contohnya menolong orang buta melintas jalan. Tetapi to me, dia memaki hamun habis-habisan si buta itu tadi kerana telah menyusahkan dia yang dipaksa rela membantunya melintas jalan.

Ada paham ? Capisce ?

So hari ni, perempuan ini today refused to do something that she was asked to do. She then delegated the job to us. Today is a very busy day. Selain daripada mengangkut anak-anak plus the sedara version to classes, we had to hantar my car for its 10K km service, hantar bibik pi Fomema plus sourcing for clarinets for my children yang beria nak add another instrument plus bawak Kamil's mom to buy lunch. All must be completed by lunchtime.

Oleh itu bila kami diarah untuk membuat perkara ini, kami sah-sah lah terpinga-pinga macamana nak selitkan dengan our other duties with only 1 car available.

Sedangkan she who doesn't work was asked to do benda ni semalam lagi.

Alasannya memang ada, tetapi agak kurang munasabah dan nampak nar menipu sebab instead of doing what she said she had to do, dalam Facebook dia telah tulih dia sedang bersenang-senang makan. Aku bukannya marah dia makan. Sila lah makan. Tapi janganlah paksa kami take this extra load untuk kau senang-lenang makan.

Lagi menaik kan angin was we found out that the thing she had to do but memaksa kami buat untuk dia ni only take 5 minutes to complete. We didn't know earlier because we had never done it. To add salt to the wound, not only it takes 5 minutes to do, it was so easy it could be done while you are on the john, apatah lagi ketika sedang makan atau cerita tipunya tadi was ... well ... adalah... malas nak citer apakah alasan yang dia bagi tadi sebab sah-sah tipukan ?

So .... sebenarnya kalau kita nak tipu, pasti kan dalam Facebook pun kita tipu jugak. Keep the stories straight gitu. Karang kantoi lah bangang ! Haaa..... dah geram sangat dah ni.

Macam one of Kamil's staff. Dia kata dia demam so tak leh datang kerja. Tapi dalam Facebook tulih dia tengah kat Genting. Langsung tak gel dengan citer demamnya.

So berbalik kepada mukadimah aku di atas tadi, sebab ko tak pandai nak konar dalam Facebook, I hate you even more, hokey ?

Kalau ini lah karangan SPM aku, mesti tak pass sebab terkeluar tajuk. Aku tak leh nak relate balik kenapa Facebook ni dajjal sebenarnya. Kuang x 3.

Seriously, I am struggling for words. My memory is failing me. Help !

Hullo again

So after an extremely long hiatus I am back. I had wanted to return but time was just not permitting. Work has been super duper crazy. I am sighing because it is Monday tomorrow. What a bummer.

Kamil and I had... well, our naughty short break last Friday. We didn't go far. KL aje. He however splashed on the hotel and it was super nice. We walked to dinner, he drew me a hot bath (I only do scalding, if you must know), we walked in the rain, we had a long, leisurely breakfast... and I slept. Yup, that was what I did and he is resenting me right now. I had to take a half day off on Friday for this break and for me to afford this precious half day off I had to sleep beyond midnight for 3 freaking days to finish off my work. Mind boggling, ain't it ? So when we got there, I just had to snooze.

Hehhehe.... 

But it was nice all the same, you know when I was awake. But then again when I was awake, Kamil was missing the kids. The nice dinner we had ?? He felt guilty the kids were not there to enjoy it. He kept saying how the kids would love it. The breakfast we had ?? The spread was too freaking impressive and he felt bad the kids weren't there to gasp and marvel at it. He ket identifying food that each of his kids would choose and what they would say.... Guess what, we are going to the same hotel next weekend for breakfast just so he could see his kids' faces when they see the food selection.

We plan to go to the beach next year for our naughty weekend, Bali or Phuket maybe but am not sure if it will be just the 2 of us. Or even if it is advisable. He would be pining for his kids, for sure. Itu le, that is why married couple have their honeymoon before ada anak. Macam kita orang yang trying to make up for our honeymoon by having several masa dah ada anak just doesn't cut it. 

Other than that, life is okay. We had the Walk of Hope. We went to loads of weddings. We .... ermmm.....went to work. Kamil went to play badminton while I melangut tengok people being murdered on the telly. Kalau lah dia nak bawak aku main badminton sekali... kalau lah...

We ... well... apparently nothing special or exciting happened. It was just our normal, humdrum life. So maybe I didn't write because there is nothing to write about !

Sigh.

Well maybe I should be thankful for my normal, humdrum-y life, yeah ?

Anyway, it is already at the end of the year. Lagi berapa bulan I had to add another number to my age. Even though my birthday is in the middle of the year, but technically you had to add that 1 at the stroke of midnight 1 January every single year. I feel old. My kids are getting bigger. 

Hmmm......