Hari yang boring so aku cari pasal

I want to write but I dunno what to write about.

Life is biasa aje… nothing special happening, nothing to rant or rave about either… well.. that is the biggest lie if ever there is one. I have tonnes to rant and rave about.. Cuma I ada sedikit malu untuk cerita.

Work… well… is nice. I loooveee my work… Cuma…. Well, there is always a but, kan ?
Health ? So-so. Still fat because can’t use my legs. Still short because ubat bagi tinggi belum siap and bottled lagi. Ubat tahan gila well… because I am afraid the Doc would put me straight in an institution rather than giving me pills.

So you see…. A bit difficult kan ?

In conclusion… it is very clear that I am bored. Untuk sengaja mencari pasal last night I asked my husband if he thinks I am fat.

He gave me a cursory glance and said, “No.”

Please… I begged him. I would really like to know the truth. Sometimes my size 12 (UK size okay… UK size !) trousers rasa longgar and sometimes not. Kembang kempis macam hidung my dad when he is lying.

He looked at me again, steeled himself to say, “Berisi lah…..”

Damn. I of course duly reminded him of my useless leg. Seriously lah.. all this weight came about because of my gammy leg, which is refusing to heal properly I must add. And not that doughnut I ate just now.

Or that hot chocolate with ice (which I tried to persuade my colleagues is different from iced chocolate. One colleague said, “I am not going to ask for hot chocolate with ice, Cik Puan when they already have iced chocolate !”) I had Monday.

Or the roast beef I made yesterday, simply drowning in gravy. How could gravy be fattening ? It is liquid !

To further dip him in hot soup, I asked, “You malu tak nak jalan dengan I ? You slim aje….and you are walking with a fat git…”

“Tak delah…” was the very expected reply.

Boring ! Must add some spice to our conversation so I said, “It’s okay, Kamil. You can tell me the truth… If you malu jalan dengan I because the size of my butt I perfectly understand (at this point he shook his head..) because to tell you the truth, I sometimes malu nak jalan dengan you sebab kepala you licin dan bersinar …..”

Now I get the reaction that I wanted because he narrowed his eyes, lips thin and out came his hand to push my head.

And I laughed as I ducked in victory.

Nice.

Anyway, tadi we went to buy cat food and my husband said, “Ini Moggy punya favourite…”

“Oh really ?” I looked at him skeptically and asked, “He told you ?”

Hehehe... malu pulak dia. Yang best dengan laki aku ni he could be so cute when he is dumbfounded and was trying his darnest to get his bearings again. He was really lost for words this time because he kept going, “Aaa…. Aaa…. Aaa…..”

Then, a lame “Adik you pun bagi kucing dia makan brand ni….”

He he…okay lah, okay lah…. Saja je nak mengusik.