I went to a lot of weddings this month like most Malaysians in December and every wedding I attended, heck… even all the wedding signs I saw along the street reminded me of a conversation I had with my colleagues on polygamy.
At my old workplace, my manager En. X ( don’t want to name names sebab takut kalau bini dia baca habih dia and ngan aku-aku sekali….. he he) is an advocate for polygamy. He loves to lecture us about the beauty of it and how it actually benefits women.
“Untung dik….” He said one day to both Kak D and I as I looked at him with boredom and Kak D with sheer anger.
“Orang perempuan akan dapat kawan kalau suami dia kawin lain… Yang you boleh kongsi segala masalah you….” Said he unconvincingly.
“Cik X… ni ha I ada kawan baru ni ha… si A ni…” Answered Kak D. “Tak payah si P (her hubby le) kawin lain untuk I dapat kawan !! Masalah I nanti Cik X oi, dia le yang bawak… Takkan I nak pegi cerita kat dia pasal suami I tak balik sebab because of her lah suami I tak balik !! Gila apa ?”
“Jangan dik….” Said he who apparently coveted death at that time. “ You akan dapat kawan yang jadi adik-beradik you…. Yang akan sama-sama susah and senang dengan you…..”
“Cik X…. adik-beradik I ada lapan…. 5 perempuan…. Kenapa I nak tambah lagi ?” She answered, totally taking the bait. I was quiet because we have gone through that conversation before many, many times and I know he just wanted to cause mischief…. He he…
“Itu le orang perempuan…. Tak paham…. Sebab itu Allah jadikan lelaki Khalifah sebab orang perempuan tak rasional. Asyik pikir dia punya cemburu je…. Blah, blah, blah…..” I just looked at him, jumping around trying to make his case.
Then he said, “Sebab itu lah Allah bagi kuasa talak tu kat laki…. Kalau dapat kat perempuan, talak 3 habis dalam masa setahun !!” He smiled and laughed and was generally having a good time, taunting us.
At that, I finally had to open my mouth. “Cik X… Allah tu maha besar Cik X. Kalau dia bagi talak kat perempuan, you ingat dia bagi 3 ke ? I am sure dia bagi sekurang-kurangnya 58 !…”
He was so shocked with what I said that he stopped his pacing and hand gesturing and jumping. Then he laughed out loud. “You ni kan dik, memang tau. …” He said between laughs. “You bayang kan yek… I ni kat mahkamah ni sebab Kak B dah ceraikan I talak 12….. wah ha ha ha… Pastu kan hakim tu punya phone bunyi...Toot-toot... Angkat2 dia punya bini, gaduh-gaduh hakim tu kena cerai talak 43 !! Busy dik, mahkamah syariah kalau macam tuh, dik !!” He started jumping up and down again.
At my old workplace, my manager En. X ( don’t want to name names sebab takut kalau bini dia baca habih dia and ngan aku-aku sekali….. he he) is an advocate for polygamy. He loves to lecture us about the beauty of it and how it actually benefits women.
“Untung dik….” He said one day to both Kak D and I as I looked at him with boredom and Kak D with sheer anger.
“Orang perempuan akan dapat kawan kalau suami dia kawin lain… Yang you boleh kongsi segala masalah you….” Said he unconvincingly.
“Cik X… ni ha I ada kawan baru ni ha… si A ni…” Answered Kak D. “Tak payah si P (her hubby le) kawin lain untuk I dapat kawan !! Masalah I nanti Cik X oi, dia le yang bawak… Takkan I nak pegi cerita kat dia pasal suami I tak balik sebab because of her lah suami I tak balik !! Gila apa ?”
“Jangan dik….” Said he who apparently coveted death at that time. “ You akan dapat kawan yang jadi adik-beradik you…. Yang akan sama-sama susah and senang dengan you…..”
“Cik X…. adik-beradik I ada lapan…. 5 perempuan…. Kenapa I nak tambah lagi ?” She answered, totally taking the bait. I was quiet because we have gone through that conversation before many, many times and I know he just wanted to cause mischief…. He he…
“Itu le orang perempuan…. Tak paham…. Sebab itu Allah jadikan lelaki Khalifah sebab orang perempuan tak rasional. Asyik pikir dia punya cemburu je…. Blah, blah, blah…..” I just looked at him, jumping around trying to make his case.
Then he said, “Sebab itu lah Allah bagi kuasa talak tu kat laki…. Kalau dapat kat perempuan, talak 3 habis dalam masa setahun !!” He smiled and laughed and was generally having a good time, taunting us.
At that, I finally had to open my mouth. “Cik X… Allah tu maha besar Cik X. Kalau dia bagi talak kat perempuan, you ingat dia bagi 3 ke ? I am sure dia bagi sekurang-kurangnya 58 !…”
He was so shocked with what I said that he stopped his pacing and hand gesturing and jumping. Then he laughed out loud. “You ni kan dik, memang tau. …” He said between laughs. “You bayang kan yek… I ni kat mahkamah ni sebab Kak B dah ceraikan I talak 12….. wah ha ha ha… Pastu kan hakim tu punya phone bunyi...Toot-toot... Angkat2 dia punya bini, gaduh-gaduh hakim tu kena cerai talak 43 !! Busy dik, mahkamah syariah kalau macam tuh, dik !!” He started jumping up and down again.
Wah ha ha ha … he went.
.
He never lets me forget it.
3 comments:
Myra,mmg biasa kalau ada design baru saya akan masukkan dalam blog saya.Kira cuppies u tu design baru gak la..hheehhhh
Jmeput ke blog saya. Ada pesta makan cheese kek sepanjang Januari.Diskaun RM10.Must try!
kalau tak makan cheese cake bole kena talak ni...wakakaka
Thank you for the info En Fadzil, I might take up your RM 10 discount offer.. tapi kena Januari jugak ke ?
Sheik kalau talak dalam tangan perempuan mmg boleh... he he
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